Shoezilla

Remember L.A. Gear shoes? The ones that would light up with every step? I thought those were the illest shoes EVA and we begged our parents to get us a pair. They gave in eventually and we wore them until the batteries gave out and then they were just ugly shoes. 

To clarify, I am not a sneaker head. I don't collect air force ones and I don't drool over vintage adidas and put them on display (though I would not say no to a pair of Pierre Hardy sneaks). Anyways, I want these:

They're dinosaur shoes!!!!!!! that light up!!!!!!!!! OM-EFFING-G!!!!!!!!! They are for little kids, but come on, you have to appreciate their sheer awesome factor. I bet I can squeeze my feet into these...and only $18 from $25. Sweeeeet

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