I coulda been a contenda

My thoughts on why I should have been a rap star/dj

Rap star:

- my name is a fucking rhyme

- I talk real real fast

- I also talk a lot

- I was born in the south

- I now live in Cali

- I love BIG FAT DARK bass beats

DJ:

- my name is so ironic. like so ironic.

- I change songs on winamp (yeah I use winamp) like every 30 seconds

- I like old school things (like winamp)

- I love FARTY BLOBBY HUGE bass beats

however, I neither spit nor do I spin. If you want to teach me either or both, please contact me. It would really make me too cool to bear.

Now listening: Donnie Sloane - Feel like Calling You Up